Beat loop.. Reminds me of SoCal. Portland Represent.

Also new for 2011. Poppunkcountry weird conglomeration of modern MTV americana branded mentality!

Acoustic folk emo song. Another. New for the 2011!

The track inspired by my high school.

Classical tech spin.. Feels pretty good

Loop by PDXMAJESTY

Drum Loop by PDXMAJESTY

Drum track

EVERY PERSON CREATED FOR THIS SKIT IS FICTICIOUS & IN NO WAY REFLECTS UPON ANY PERSON LIVING OR ANY SHOW CREATED.. This is truly the worst and yet most reflective of some of the wonderful production qualities we see on TV and in the radio.. It's a parody, folks.. A parody.

A 5-minute storytelling piece. For EDIT.

A track I've been working on for a few days.. Just my take on the decline of life on Earth.. Can't say it's for certain... But It's pretty close...

Reading from my book, In A Fishbowl. Available on Amazon.com

A reading from my book, In A Fishbowl. Available on Amazon.com

Reading an excerpt from my book, Comic Book Frog Saves The Day

Messing with loops.

Satie Final for Music Prod..

School assignment, It's not as tight as I'd like, but it's a cute little groove..

It's wretched..! Seriously.

A song by Shakespeare's Crush

A Song by Shakespeare's Crush

A song by Shakespeare's Crush

A song by Shakespeare's Crush

A song by Shakespeare's Crush

A song. By Shakespeare's Crush

Threw some stuff into a blender..

Spoken piece, based upon my writing. Recorded today. Waiting for my package to get here... Eagerly.

A song. Probly EMO or something...

REALLY POWERFUL!

A song. EMO? Maybe? I dunno.

A song... I really dig this one!

This one IS explicit!! A song.

A song. EMO.

Another holiday song!

Hee hee it's a holiday song!! Yaya!

Another song I wrote today. EMO. Oh yeah!

A song I wrote. EMO I guess.

Happy Holidays Everybody! Drama-Free Style!!
-M

Not dedicated to anyone in general... It reminds me of you though...
-M

Full Version 2.0!
-M

She says seeing you make me wanna scratch my wounds...
-M

Baited Chaos Sugar coated soul...
-M

The masculine, cute, dopey, geeky, & heartfelt version of the cheezy original... Just as good as the other one.. Equally kwiir!!
-M

Wanna see what ... Well... You'll just have to find out... It's a SONG, people!!! A SONG!!

* (F) is for (Female Identified)

-M

A friend dropped this by and I've received approval to insert it.

My thanks!

***The Brad Pitt of Cauliflower. Gotta love the cucumber.

**Do you guys do free cookes??

** What really happens in the realms of the land of bagging groceries??

 Acoustic version of my song: "Mental Internalist"

*(Podomatic is rendering it, so it may not be up yet..)*
-M

Acoustic version of my song: "A Fairy's Tale"
-M

Acoustic version of my song - "All I Need"
-M

just a wee tidbit...

The pros and cons of both Craigslist sellers and local music stores.

*Musical Influences.
*RAP RAVE.

Hooray! It's finally here!! No more snow!! More sun! I can't wait!
THis episode is more an open mic type format with new songs I've been working a little bit on over the winter months.
*All I Need*
*Pin-Up Girl*
*Mental Internalist*

Don't forget to set your clocks ahead on March 11th!
-M

Pumpkin Patch
Bev & Staci's Party
Eek! Vinnie! You're givin me the creeps!!
Aspen's adoption

And More!
Happy Halloween and Dia de los Muertos!
-M

The Seattle Aquarium
The FIRST STARBUCKS EVER!! (Sprinkled with a little embarrassment..)
The Woodland Park Zoo
Etc!

Plus New info on my new listener comment line!! Super Cool!
-M

This is one of those cans of worms I've had open for YEARS.... But Every time I think about it, my answer shifts with my growing experience.

What would you do if you were the ruler of the world?
-M

Ohh man! What am I gonna do?!?
-M

The skinny on my outlook on weight. You can tell it weights heavilly on my MIND.
-M

Just a spot from my literary-intellectually-internal-sunshiney Mind...
-M

I just want the thing to upload correctly!!!

Listen to it!! It's cool!

Just a recap of the events that have happened in my life for the past few weeks..

*Shout out to High school friends
*Moving
*New bike
*Team OREGON
*School update
*And other stuff in general.
*Invitation to http://majesty.blogdrive.com

Do you have an idea for a show topic you'd like me to discuss? Leave me a comment!
-M

-M

 Sunday Afternoon August 27th with Special Guest - Evil Chick Magnet!!
Broadcast LIVE from AJ JAVA On Portland & Albina in N. Portland

Discussion on such topics as:
*The E-room, Portland's ONLY Lesbian bar
*It's My Pleasure - Lesbian-Owned Intimacy Shop
*Inhertube.com - Producer Of Fine Reuseable Intimacy Objects - Lesbian-Owned and Also Dear Friends Of Ours!!
*In Other Words Bookstore - The Nation's OLDEST Feminist Bookstore - And Another Dear Friend.

And Finally, The Rundown Of Events During TDPDX '06!!
-M

What other people think.

Why do people ask?

One o the herd, eh?? Not me.
-M

Another move in the right direction.
Softball Shorts - Wear them for comfort, not for aesthetics.
TDPDX Update.
Shout Out To Andree MacDonald.. Sorry if it's spelled wrong.
Dreams of Extreme... Vacation, Weather, etc...
School Blues.

Happiness is... Remember those?
-M

Sweet dreams.
-M

As promised -
My Musician Profile interview on Portland Independant radio station - KBOO 90.7 FM on 07/18/06!!

Out Loud is a local weekly GLBT program airing Tuesday evenings at 6pm Pacific Standard Time. To listen to the live broadcast, visit: www.kboo.org

Interviewers: Carla and Jeff. To contact the show, send e-mails to KBOOOutLoud@Yahoo.com

Thanks again you two!
-M

Just stuff, really. It's long 20 minutes! Not my best, but not my worst either.. Just right in the middle.
-M

I'm sure Oppresual is not a word, but it gets the point across.
-M

It's more of a spiritual piece written on July 2nd. Inner dialogue-ish..
Beware! It discusses the notion of reincarnation and physical understandings of time on a human level.
Whew!! ;D
-M

Maybe a rant, okay, yeah a few rants.. But I've got shout outs and positive tidbits of commentary to share as well!

What did I do.. What did I like.. What changed since last year's jaunt.. Etc..

Oh yeah... So the last song was E.T.?!?!? What message exactly is that supposed to send to our psyche??

I totally don't even understand it!! What, was the choreographer on crack or something??

What Is John Williams Retiring or something??

Help me understand this! What do you think??
-M

Prose. A few weeks ago. During my science test.

Wrote it this morning... I was trying to write a song, but the syllabic involvement was a little off... Prose/ Commentary

 Some peeves and a little clarification and conversation in a lite syrup.

The Zoo Manners RANT!
Homework, my lovely playas!! -
1. Send an e-mail, which pet peeves just drive you buggy when you interact with strangers in a public place?!?!
2. Do you consider The Majesty Reboot as one of your guilty pleasures, or do you discuss it for better or worse with others?
3. Do you have a topic that you'd like to hear my POV on??
4. What would you like to know about Portland, Oregon from a native??
Ask away, and I'll answer.
Much Love, Yo!
-M

If I were to write a wish from me to my loved ones.

Homage to a liar. You had us all fooled. Even me.

I love nerds... Sometimes they just don't love me back. And I'm still okay with that.

Another Pedestrian's Death

ENRAGED.

Beware... It's angry and biting! I say a bad word.

Written on 05/20/04.. Yep.. 8 credits left... Still... But my GPA's up... Wheeeee!

Lyrics - 05/20/05

I found this a few weeks ago. That's how a lot of my work is. I write and plan to put it to music, but sometimes the words just wish to stand alone. And I'm okay with that.

A journal segment about a dream. A beautiful dream.

A question was asked of me... Mostly a mental comment really.. Why am I so comfortable with sharing my opinions, while others are not... I don't know really.. I just am.. Today it was a household question, the baby and the bird also chimed in It was fun.

Just a snippitt.. A tidbit...A Morsel.

Written during Sarah Dougher's Lyrics class.

poetry-prose piece... Date unknown - 2003-4...

Written on 04/05/06. Prose/Slam/Commentary.

Assuming makes a bigger ass of a scholar.